Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

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Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby HUMVEE Driver » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:16 pm

Yep, I'm taking my Humungus Machine on a car cruise tomorrow. This will be the same cruise I was on last year, when someone messed with my ride. You can bet your ass my head will be on a swivel looking for that asshole.

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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby the armourer » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:52 pm

Take a friend, Dave. better yet, take two. Never leave the Machine unattended. If you happen to run across that ass-clown, give him a boot to the ribs for me while you're stomping his low-octane ass.
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby HUMVEE Driver » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:57 am

I just got back from cruising around for three hours. I was ready to wage war, but I didn't see the ass-clown.

I had a great time and I got a ton of compliments on the Machine. There is no feeling quite like driving by a dozen cops in a questionably-legal vehicle and having them do nothing but look. There was this one idiot in a 5.0 Mustang who pulled up next to me and asked "Is that a 6 cylinder?" Um, hello?!? You can SEE the freaking engine AND HEAR IT!!! I just shook my head and looked at his dumb ass and said "No, it's not a 6 cylinder."

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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby the armourer » Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:16 pm

Bummer that the Machine molester didn't show. But he may turn up at the next cruise. And you must get the flame throwers sorted out. When Mustang guy made the 6 cylinder remark, that would have been a perfect time to hit the switch and make a little fire. Maybe next time.
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby waynegt351 » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:42 pm

hey humvee what did this clown do to your ride last time ?
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby HUMVEE Driver » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:41 am

The details are here: http://www.madmaxmovies.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=9108

Basically some asshole tore off all the exposed wires and trans/brake lines. I had it parked and while I stepped away one of my radiator hoses burst, spraying coolant on the front of his car. I told him I would pay for it if need be, and I left to get a new hose. When I came back that's how I found my Machine.

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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby HUMVEE Driver » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:38 pm

I just found this:

http://youtu.be/6E6Psu3A2RU

Check 1:10 and 6:33.

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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby Daz » Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:25 am

and I thought my car stood out on the road...
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Re: Humungus Machine going on a cruise tomorrow

Postby Nightwalker » Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:29 am

Great video. The machine still catches the eye between al those other special cars. 8-)
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