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Postby Chase Bansi » Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:57 am

A few years back I was working at a J.C. Penney's (retail store) and the store detective ask for my help. We observed a clearly handicapped woman in a wheel chair shoving clothes behind her in the chair. As she was leaving the store we confronted her.


"You can't arrest me, I'm handicapped!" she yelled at us. As if she had every right in the world to shoplift whatever she wanted.


A policewoman quickly showed up, with a van with a lift. The judge threw the book at her for trying to use her disability as an excuse to break the law.





He explained the court is handicapped too, justice is blind.


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Postby Biker » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:25 am



Seems to me we've got a society of feral kids, clever ones too as they know the ropes very early on in life and can stick to crimes and anti-social behavior that will keep them getting only a slapped wrist. Later, when they turn 18, they can expect prison sentance which wil provide 3 meals a day a warn cell with bed at night and all sorts of like-minded pals to educate them in the "new order"


Hey Chase I wonder if that woman you had dealings with in JC Penney had a similar life plan for herself. Get sent to jail and get all the best treatment she can hope for in there. It wouldn't be the first time such a plan was put into place. They even have Internet access in jail!! (Hey jailbird -waves from this side of the monitor- Met "bubba" in the showers yet? Image hope so!)


Parental guidence is non-existant as the parents themselves are as bad as the kids. So what can we really expect? How many cases of teachers being beaten up by parents of the kids at the school have you heard about?


In the UK a farmer who was the victim of a string of robberies and finally had enough of them and woke one night to find two scumbags inside his house. Provoked over the months by such intrusions and the lack of any serious response or investigations from the cops, he dug out his shotgun and blasted the little darlings. One died the other was injured. Cops turned up with sirens and blue lights flashing this time.


The farmer (name withheld cos I forgot it) went to jail and was denied early release for good behavior because he refused to see the error of his ways and therefore served his full sentance behind bars. Meanwhile scumbag A (name withheld for legal reasons) gets a sniff of the C word and embarks on a campaign to claim compensation as the shotgun injuries had made him disabled and therefore unable to ... hehehehee get this.. find gainful employment i.e. Work. Like the idea ever crossed his tiny mind!!


Now this is where to press actually had some clarity of thought for once, as they followed the case filming Scumbag A limping into court everyday with his walking stick suit and tie ... then they'd secretly film Scumbag A playing football with the rest of his pyckey mates and riding his bicycle etc etc.


Needless to say when the footage was shown the claim for injuries received was thrown out of court. What saddened me was the rest of the tabloids circled in and outbid each other and the winner paid Scumbag A a big fat wedge for his story. (I comes from a broken 'ome me. OK yeah it wuz me dat broke it but them's the type of places we squatted at. Wotcha expect us to do? Make our lives better ourselves?)


I don't know if defiant farmer still has his farm or even a shotgun, I wonder how much he actually got in the way of support from do gooders. He's no saint by any means but he did represent Joe Public angst quite well I thought. Y'know I can't recall if Scumbag A ever went to jail for his crimes. Maybe that little detail was overlooked in the rush to nail the farmer to his barn.


We've got ourselves a blame culture. As has been said already; No one takes any responsibility for their actions but finds someone or something to blame and if the compensation word arises you can bet your @$$ you'll see some oscar winning performances in the court rooms.


Well I'm thoroughly depressed now, so I'm gonna go and look at some porn now, or read some lighthearted stuff over at the general (PG-rated) forum Byeeeeeeee


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Postby roadwarriormfp » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:24 am



Doug i was told by a cop once... and this was also told to a few frinds of mine who own guns..... If ever you do have someone break in and you shoot him.. make sure you kill him and put a bullet into the roof as your warning shot afterwards!


That way there is only one witness.... you..... and you stick to your story you were in fear of your life.





Oh i didnt see the follow up story Bugs.... but the outcome doesn't surprise me one bit. One criminal ripping off another..... Mum and son deserved each other by the sounds of it.





Last year a group of 2 young females about 12/13yrs old.... in school uniform.. outside their OWN school started to harass us while we worked across the road from the school. These little darlings out of the blue started to swear and call us every name under the sun. Rude gestures included.....


I caught them trying to steal equipment from our truck twice..... (they didnt seem to be actually in class either...). Later on in the day after school they walked through knocking over the roadwork signs and actually threw one on the road infront of a passing car. This group of darlings actually ran out infront of a car as a joke as well.


These little biatches yelled the following.... "Theres nothing you can do to us you bunch of ...bleep bleep bleep.... we can f**king do what we want........(enter more bleeps)"


And these are girls!...... Normally one would expect males to act like assholes.... but 12yr old girls??? I can imagine them at 14/15, pregnant and working on some dimly lit corner.


Id truely would've have liked to have found their parents... but like was said before... the adults would be no better and probably encourage this sort of crap. (And they would probably take any criticisim badly and end up in a fist fight with you anyhow... "how dare you tell me how to bring up my kids!")


And Biker i got some good porn sites...er..umm.... nevermind..... i'll go watch tv instead.
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Postby OverheadCam » Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:24 am



In the last month..


I saw a teenage girl hand a couple of softdrinks to the Garbage men!


I saw drivers stop for a lady with a guide dog to cross the road!


The super-market manager gave some money ($5 and change) back to an Old lady for some 'screw-up' in the pricing..and genuinely, fussed and profusely apologized in front of at least 80 customers (despite her protests that it was "really nothing")


I saw a small child (like 5-6yrs) share his icecream with his dog!


All of these things gave me goose bumps and welled tears in my eyes.....is it wrong for me to think these acts are so rare and precious?
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Postby roadwarriormfp » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:54 pm

You LIE CAM !!!!! LIAR LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE !!!!!
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Postby Big Bopper Bart » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:32 am

Today i actually seen the garbage men put all of the contents of my garbage IN the garbage truck instead of half of it back on the damn road
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Postby roadwarriormfp » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:23 pm



I once saw a garbage man get out of his truck to pick some rubbish he dropped!!! lol


Dunno about where u live Bart but here the garbage men dont get outta the trucks here... too damn prissy to get their nails dirty.... (no offence to any garbage men....er.... persons.... actually saw the sexiest blonde driving one of the garbage trucks here.....yes a female...)


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Postby Taipan » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:57 pm

ha, have you heard of the latest case straight from Roma? Here it goes:





a 14yo girl was raped by her stepfather.





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Now, what do you think? What was the sentence? 20 years? 15? 30?





NO.





3years and 4 months in prison. Why? Because she wasn't a virgin when her stepfather raped her. Of course add to it any kind of excuse that fit within 'that was a poor family, and the stepfather had problems yaddayaddayadda" thing, and the guy will be out again doing whatever the f**k he wants to. f**king excuses...thinking along these lines - what if the same guy F'd in the A a 14yo boy? Sheesh...
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Postby Big Bopper Bart » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:34 am

Quote: Originally posted by roadwarriormfp on 28 February 2006






I once saw a garbage man get out of his truck to pick some rubbish he dropped!!! lol


Dunno about where u live Bart but here the garbage men dont get outta the trucks here... too damn prissy to get their nails dirty.... (no offence to any garbage men....er.... persons.... actually saw the sexiest blonde driving one of the garbage trucks here.....yes a female...)


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Yer lucky Sam,the drivers here go by Tyrone or Julio and Crazy Mike the Crystal Meth head and they get out and pick up yer garbage cans and scream at your house for having alotta garbage whereas i come outta my door to give a retort of f**k you asshole you work 4 days a week and are paid over 10$ an hour PICK UP MY f**kIN GARBAGE!!!
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Postby roadwarriormfp » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:31 am



LOL... Actually i cant think of any cities in my state where the garbos actually pick the bins by hand anymore..... We all have those loverly plastic wheelie bins here now and all the trucks have those hydraulic arms to pick them up.... Maybe you need to move to snobbier neighbourhood??? Image


I once did a double take once as a garbage truck drove past me with a dog sitting in the driveres seat. Completely forgot that the trucks are duel controlled.. (left and righthand drive controls).


Dammit sorry Bugs..... forgot we were discussing how some people really suck.... lol
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