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Canada humor

Postby TheDarkOne » Fri Jul 09, 1999 5:02 am

This ones for you Road Samurai!!!



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> > You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.

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> > You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

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> > The mosquitoes have landing lights.

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> > You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

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> > You have 10 favourite recipes for deer meat.

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> > Jiffy Lube on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

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> > You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is three feet

> > above

> > the ground.

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> > You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

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> > Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with

> > snow.

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> > You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8

> > buttons.

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> > You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

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> > The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page,

> > but

> > requires 6 pages for sports.

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> > At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

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> > The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

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> > Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

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> > You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

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> > You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the wild animals won't

> > prowl on your deck.

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> > You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

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> > The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.

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> > You find 40 below a little chilly.

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> > The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

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> > You can play road hockey on skates.

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> > You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and

> > Construction.

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> > The county buys a Zamboni before a bus.
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Re: Canada humor

Postby Jason Carlton » Fri Jul 09, 1999 5:18 am

In Reply to: Canada humor posted by TheDarkOne on July 09, 1999 at 13:02:57:


Have you seen the new film South Park? Talk about a film stickin' it to my neighbors in the north (I'm stranded here in Wisconsin myself).
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Re: Canada humor

Postby TheDarkOne » Fri Jul 09, 1999 9:46 am

In Reply to: Re: Canada humor posted by Jason Carlton on July 09, 1999 at 13:18:38:


Haven't seen that one yet, but it's all in good fun. Trey Parker and Matt Stone used to go to school here in Bolder (where I am right now, living with my folks until school starts again). They are pretty cool guys, and I know they don't mean everything they say about Canada.
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