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Tackiest Couple of the Century

Postby flightsuit » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:35 am

Yuppie Couple panhandles on Facebook to help fund in-vitro fertilization

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article/article?f=/c/a/2010/02/04/MNI01BQV9I.DTL

...Molly Walsh, 38, head of business development at USA Hosts/Key Events. Her husband, Brian, 37, is the founder and chief executive of Castfire, a video publishing company.


a) You both hold executive level jobs, and you're looking for handouts?

b) Aren't you a little old to be having your first baby? That poor kid's going to spend what should have been the best years of its life providing you with elder care!

c) If you can't afford artificial insemination, you certainly can't afford to raise a child.

d) There are a lot of children in this world who desperately need to be adopted. Too bad you're too vain and selfish to go that route.

Here's their vanity site...

http://mollyandbrian.us/registry/

...where you'll see that they even hope to have somebody else foot the bill for them to be dining at French Laundry.

For those of you who don't live in the SF Bay Area, I should explain that French Laundry is the most exclusive restaurant in Northern California, and the most expensive in the entire United States. It takes months to get a reservation, and dinner for two will generally run you about $1000 to $1,500 USD.

When visiting their vanity page, be sure to click "our engagement" and read about their honeymoon in Machu Picchu (which they can't even spell correctly) and their other glamorous, exotic vacations in places like South East Asia.

Yes, this couple deserves to have their asses kicked.
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Re: Tackiest Couple of the Century

Postby Dragonforce » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:39 am

Animosity generally is a result of envy.
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Re: Tackiest Couple of the Century

Postby flightsuit » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:48 am

You think I'm jealous of these people? No, actually. I do not sit around thinking, "Gee, I wish I had more hubris and less class!"
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