Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for FR!

Discuss the facts, the rumours, plot ideas, merchandising ideas, whatever...

Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for FR!

Postby Uncle Entity » Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:06 pm

YES! Just announced. I'm so thrilled. Lucas is a real genius...

George Lucas, the "brilliant" director of such terrific examples of film-making like "The Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones" and the creator of compelling and profound characters like "Jar Jar Binks", "Sebulba", "The Midi-Chlorians" and "Count Dokku", will deliver his skills to the classic, original Mad Max Trilogy in order to make it fit into the Fury Road canon/universe.

George Lucas: "I'm a huge fan of the original three movies and I want them to fit into the Fury Road canon. Fans love continuity. I know that. Trust me. It's so dense!!!!!!!!!"


The first three movies will be digitally reworked by LUCAS STUDIO in July.
This is a temporarily short list of changes to be made:

1- Digitally remove the white streaks from Max's hair - shot by shot - in either Mad Max 2 and Thunderdome.

2- Digitally remove the fire explosion when the Last Interceptor crashes in MM2, in order to suggest the car is intact and ready to be "salvaged"/used in Fury Road.

3- Digitally colour Max's dilated pupil in Thunderdome in order to make the eye looks normal.

4- Re-create a digital version of the Toecutter after the final crash in "Mad Max", still alive but looking deformed as Immortan Joe and suggesting they are the same character.

5- Add PTSD shots in either Mad Max 2 and Thunderdome and voiceovers depicting Max's auditory hallucinations.

6- Add new dialogues in Mad Max 2.
Max: "The Interceptor is still fine. I will retrieve her later".
The Feral Man: "I'm one of the History Men... my life fades..."

7- Digitally remove any visual/dialogue reference to sea and the "coastal paradise" in the scene in which Pappagallo and the Old Man approach Max in Mad Max 2.

8- Digitally add the People Eaters at the very end of Thunderdome, embedded into the shot where Max walks away alone in the Wasteland, to make viewers understand Fury Road will follow after that.

9- Digitally add the figure of Glory the Child in some key scenes of Mad Max 2.


This is it. For now.
Lucas will announce new changes soon and he also sure people: "Any previous version of the Mad Max trilogy will be totally destroyed, removed forever from the face of Earth. The original 35mm negatives will be totally obliterated once we're finished."


The three movies will be transferred on digital at 8K and also restored hair by hair, shot by shot. The entire operation will cost Lucas 45 million of dollars per movie.
Mel Gibson's Max to Tom Hardy's Max: "give me my life back, interdimensional counterpart!"
User avatar
Uncle Entity
 
Posts: 2454
Joined: Mon Mar 20, 2000 4:54 am
Location: Naples, Italy.

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby Nightwalker » Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:57 pm

Image
"UNDERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.
Image
User avatar
Nightwalker
 
Posts: 1279
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:43 am
Location: In a country that's 26% below sea level.

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby SAM B R.W » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:08 pm

Uncle. You don't have $135,000 and your ideas fu#*king suck.
"you know what i think?..Don't think, drink!"
SAM B R.W
 
Posts: 337
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:37 am

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby LicensedMotorCarTraderNo.1927 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 4:38 pm

George Lucas is a brilliant director, the most successful of an entire generation, he is so successful that he can do whatever he wants, even if you dont like it. Plus you are making jokes based on old news, George Lucas went out on Top along with the now much beloved characters of the prequel era, of which count dooku turned out to be one of the coolest, The clone wars was highly critically acclaimed TV series loved by millions of fans and I know you are just being sarcastic, but none of that stuff you said even makes sense. If you want to understand how Fury could be a sequel just read the comic and use a little bit of your own imagination. It is not the things that happen on screen in the originals that make them seem to not fit with the new one, it is the hings that may or may not have happened in between each film. It is these untold stories that can make them co-exist.

Plus if they want to digitaly scrub away that wire that pulls Bubba Zanetti off his bike at the end, I wouldnt complain, it looks bad on blu ray but was hardly noticeable on earlier versions. The only other things that would be actually considered for a special edition would be to remove the too soon upside down interceptor and the infamous flaming wick at the end of the nightrider chase, of course that has become ingrained in the visual iconography of mad max so they should just leave it in.
I can sell you a set of 'lops for next to nothing.
LicensedMotorCarTraderNo.1927
 
Posts: 27
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:46 pm

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby Ishnox » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:30 pm

The thing about Fury Road is that every shot has so many things going on. It's so dense, hopefully it'll work. It's like poetry, it rhymes with the other movies. These changes are gonna be great.
I Am.

Don't Doubt Me.
User avatar
Ishnox
 
Posts: 8
Joined: Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:21 pm
Location: Bullet Farm

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby Artemis Flow » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:52 pm

Is it April 1 already :|
* New site Fury Road Vehicles - http://furyroadvehicles.blogspot.com.au/
*Sydney Fury Road Stunt show - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N929gjLLzkk
*Hitler reacts to Mad Max Fury Road - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-_km-xssIA
User avatar
Artemis Flow
 
Posts: 820
Joined: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:37 pm

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby kravec201 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:06 pm

Pretty bad joke :cry:
User avatar
kravec201
 
Posts: 51
Joined: Tue May 27, 2014 9:37 am
Location: Rubber Kingdom

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby Uncle Entity » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:47 am

No humor anymore in this post-apocalyptic Wasteland. :lol: :lol: :lol:

SMILE! Life is good.

LicensedMotorCarTraderNo.1927 wrote: If you want to understand how Fury could be a sequel just read the comic and use a little bit of your own imagination.


No, my thread was a joke on Lucas and his pathetic revisionism, and I'm not the only one............ millions of people have joked on it. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

Ishnox wrote:The thing about Fury Road is that every shot has so many things going on. It's so dense, hopefully it'll work. It's like poetry, it rhymes with the other movies. These changes are gonna be great.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mel Gibson's Max to Tom Hardy's Max: "give me my life back, interdimensional counterpart!"
User avatar
Uncle Entity
 
Posts: 2454
Joined: Mon Mar 20, 2000 4:54 am
Location: Naples, Italy.

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby themanw/oaname » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:16 am

SAM B R.W wrote:Uncle. You don't have $135,000 and your ideas fu#*king suck.


a man of my own heart.
themanw/oaname
 
Posts: 258
Joined: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:12 pm
Location: Flaw-duh

Re: Breaking news: Lucas will "fix" the original trilogy for

Postby madasmax2015 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:38 am

don't tell me people fell for this??
madasmax2015
 
Posts: 21
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:30 pm

Next

Return to Mad Max 4 - Fury Road

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 1 guest